Vote for Spencer!!

Haha, that title sounds like a campaign slogan, doesn't it? "Spencer for President!...hey, I can't screw things up any worse, right?" Ok, now my goofy bone is tingling...lets see some past campaign slogans and Spencer-ize them:
~~2004 (John Kerry) Let America be America again!
**Spencer's version: Let America be America again...because that's what George Washington wanted!
~~2000 (George W. Bush) Leave no Child behind!
** Spencer's version: Leave no child behind, because that will scare them and they will get lonely. And possibly hungry.
~~1996 (Bill Clinton) Building a bridge to the 21st century!
**Spencer's version: If you build a bridge, make it strong, because if it breaks then you are going to have a lot of people mad at you! And they all know where you live.
~~1988 (George Bush) Kinder Gentler Nation
** Spencer's version: Kinder and Gentler, unless you touch our stuff. Then It's On.
~~1964 (Barry Goldwater) In your heart you know he's right!
**Spencer's version: In your heart you know he's right, but your head isn't too sure. So tell your head to be quiet and listen to your heart.
~~1888 (Benjamin Harrison) Rejuvenated Republicanism
**Spencer's version: Rejuvenated Republicanism? What does that mean? It sounds like a sports car or something.
~~1864 (Abraham Lincoln) Don't swap horses in the middle of the stream
**Spencer's version: Don't swap horses in the middle of the stream...because your feet will get wet, and your mama will yell at you. Those were new shoes, for crying out loud.
~~1848 (Zachary Taylor) For President of the people!
** Spencer's version: For President of the people, because Pokemon aren't real and they can't vote. But how cool would it be if Pokemon were real? I could totally be a great President of Pokemon! And to pick my Vice President I would say "Pikachu! I choose you!" hahahahaha

Well, that went on a bit long, didn't it? I'm sorry. I wont do that again. My original purpose in writing this blog today is to tell everyone that the voting for the 5th Grader Challenge opens tonight at 5pm. So, visit this site (http://rochesterhomepage.net/content/wroc/contests_5thGradeChallenge) watch Spencer's clip, and vote for him please!!! Because thats what George Washington would have wanted. (and the Pokemon will get you if you don't)