My big, giant, humungus, enormous head now hurts.

I'll never understand how people with children could ever be vain people. I don't understand how they could even maintain a reasonably healthy self esteem. Children are brutal. Case in point, what my Darling little Angel told me the other day:

Moira (bringing over her big magnadoodle): Mama, hold still, I want to draw a picture of your big head.
Me: My BIG head?

Moira: yes. The big one. Right there with your face. It's big.

I guess that is why she needed the BIG magnadoodle and not the travel sized one? Too bad she doesn't have a football field sized one, you know, so she could do a life sized drawing of my huge head.

**Playground fun!**

This is from over a week ago, but oh well. Enjoy!

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**GapTooth McGillicutty**

Bastians second front tooth fell out last week. This time the Tooth Fairy (who was completely on the ball this time and made the switcharooni with no problems) brought him another dollar and a Kit-Kat bar. And Bastian was nice enough to give one of the kit-kat sticks to Spencer, Gideon, and Moira. Luckily Lincoln slept in late that day, otherwise there could have been a rumble. 4 Kit-Kat sticks and 5 kids...not a good situation! But that was nice of Bastian to share, wasn't it?

Here's a picture of my 'Thooper Thweet Listhping Boy':

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**My Real Birthday Celebration, on my Fake Birthday Day**

Last Friday we celebrated my birthday. We went out to Cheeburger Cheeburger for dinner. I love that place! It was the second time we've been there and this time Spencer and Gideon wanted to try to get their pictures on the 'Wall Of Fame' which for kids 12 and under means they have to eat a 1/2 pound (actually 10 oz before cooking) burger. Just so you can compare, I had the Classic Burger, what they call the beginners burger, at a mere 5.5 oz (before cooking) so half the size of theirs. Gideon had the burger and that is it, but he finished the whole thing. Spencer had the burger, and some fries, and some onion rings, and a chicken finger. And they are not even teenagers yet!! My children are locusts. Locusts I tell you! But, they did get their picture taken holding a big stuffed burger. They wrote their names on it and then wrote "We were hungry!!!!" haha, silly boys. We also got a copy of the picture to keep *sniff sniff* I've never been prouder of my little piggies.

I also got a present. Dennis really shocked me this year. I have really been wanted to get another tattoo and have been telling him that for a couple years now. So Dennis bought me a gift certificate for a tattoo!!! I'm so stinking excited! I met with the artist already, and we came up with a design. I should be getting it in the next 2 to 3 weeks. Ahhh, Dennis outdid himself this year! I just can not wait!

After dinner we went to Parma Town park where they were showing Horton Hears A Who on an outdoor screen. It was a really cute movie. I enjoyed it very much.

And that is how we celebrated my birthday. Not bad, huh?

***I have no words for this one folks. Make up your own caption."***

How would you like to wake up to this face in the middle of the night? hahahahahahahahahaha