So, I was just sitting here, holding Jamie and enjoying a McDonalds cherry pie while Moira and Lincoln are napping and before the boys get home from school. I look down at the pie box and it says : Caution handle with care I'M HOT. And I think to myself "Not yet...but I will be hot!" Then I think to myself "Maybe McDonalds cherry pie isn't the best place to get motivation" I mean, sure I want to look hot, and feel hot...but not in a cherry pie kinda way. And not even in a "we have to say this because our lawyers said we do because people are stupid and dont know that food is hot so they scarf us down and then burn themselves and then sue us" kinda way. I have no idea what that means...but I think I have underlying issues with stupid lawsuits. Anyway, at some point I want to be hot. But, that would mean I can't have the occasional McDonalds cherry pie. So I think I'll stay "fluffy". Fluffy is good.
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