The Human Body- with professor Sebastian

I have to share a conversation we had with Bastian in the car today:

Bastian: Do you know what you have in your stomach?
me: what?
Bastian: you have Texans....
me: Texans? In your stomach?
Bastian: Yep. You sure do!
(lightbulb goes off)me: oh, do you mean intestines? They help turn your food into pee and poop.
Bastian: No. Texans.
Dennis: No, Bastian, Texas is a state, it's not in your body.
Bastian: No, it's in your stomach. And there are cowboys.
me: Cowboys? Are you sure?
Bastian: Yes, Texans are in your stomach and there are lots of cowboys in there and they keep you healthy.
me: HA HA HA HA HA...Texans and cowboys....HA HA HA HA...

So, that concludes the first edition of "The Human Body with professor Sebastian". There will be a test on this :)